You decide to sell your soul on eBay.
Perhaps, you are tired of it. Or, maybe, you want to give someone a chance of a better life - to share your spoils.
Whatever the motivation, you want to make your soul as appetising as possible.
Write down what makes your soul so wonderful and unique. Why would someone else want to own it? List all the great things that your soul can accomplish.
After all, you don't want to sell your soul to the devil. You want it to go to a far more deserving owner.
It's the ultimate gift that keeps on giving.