You meet up with your buddy for lunch. He's all excited to introduce you to his new girlfriend.
After his last torrid affair, he's finally found peace and happiness.
He's also keen to have children.
He realises that time is running out for him to settle down, but now that he's found "The One", he can't wait to get started.
When his girlfriend arrives, she is, indeed, a stunner. But, she also has an adam's apple.
What happens next?