Do you suffer from "Bitchy Resting Face"? Terminal acne? Or, you're just having a Bad Face Day?
No worries! This facial sock comes to the rescue in a variety of colours and sizes to conceal almost any facial disaster.
Manufactured from 100% pure nylon, it feels silky smooth against your skin and will not excite your eczema. Hand-stitched by underaged children in Guatemala under the watchful eye of foreman, Pedro, this unique product has a multitude of uses. Not only can it be used to conceal your face, but it also doubles as a carrier bag when you're out shopping!
Don't feel like making smalltalk? No problem. People are guaranteed to give you a wide berth when you sport this handsome garment. Want to pass undetected from street surveillance cameras? We've got that covered. Nobody will recognise you in court, thanks to this revolutionary product.
Act Now! We are offering the facial sock at a record price of only $9.99. That's right, $9.99! Hurry now, while stocks last!
And if you order it within the next 24 hours, we'll also throw in a free set of facial socks for your pets in matching colours, plus a set of plastic steak knives.
Hold on, you say, I get all that for only $9.99?? That's right - we're practically giving it away? Not only that, but we believe in our product so wholeheartedly that we're willing to offer you a no-questions asked, money-back guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with the facial sock, just return it within 12 hours and we'll issue a complete refund!
Order yours, now, and find out what everyone's raving about!
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"I used to dread going outside. People always looked at me in the face and it made me incredibly self-conscious. The Facial Sock really helped me to see life from a new perspective. Now people are afraid of me and I like it." --Rick Madrigal
You, too, can have your life turned around. Order the Facial Sock, today!